ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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debramrgan:

your wish is my command

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sapphirescales:

megidokis:

Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, grayAs, aromantics, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.

Do not hate transgender, agender, non-binary people, ect
But do not hate cisgender people.

Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white…

As a white US citizen, i have a right to say that NOT EVERY WHITE US CITIZEN is my ambassador, thanks.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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